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Magical Kingdom Rule
(lemmy.world)
POV: roller coaster tycoon players when their ride goes 0.1mph too fast for design
Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.
Pulverized in a massive blender; then misted across the parks with a cropduster
Fed to the unicorns
Fly up in a helicopter and have them toss your corpse into the blades
Hallelujah...?
15 minutes ago I said "have my funeral at Disneyland so people can ride roller coasters after." This is better.
Wood chipper
Only if I can play "It's Raining Men"
🎵It's raining man, hallelujah but why did they blend him?
In Anaheim, their wishes are not out of reach.
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.