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[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 140 points 5 months ago

You should get it fixed quickly, before your baby gets Down With The Sickness

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 131 points 5 months ago

I don't think she's disturbed. She just needs to keep that freak on a leash.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 91 points 5 months ago

Uh, wrong band. The baby could be falling away from me, though.

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago

Oops, my bad. But I bet she likes Chop Suey!

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago
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[-] snooggums@midwest.social 17 points 5 months ago

For now, she's Got the Life.

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

She'll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.

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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 97 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

James? Here!

Kieran? Here, Miss!

Korn? RRRRRRRRATN AAAAHHH TN MAAHHHHH OOOOHHH YATTANAH HOOOO REE ATTNN YAAAAA, Miss!

[-] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago

AROOOM BABAH DOOM BABADEDAH

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago

That was Twist, not Freak on a Leash :-)

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

The fact that it is possible to hear the difference even when written is amazing :)

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[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 5 months ago

Why are people confusing Disturbed with Korn? At least make some joke about this sillyness

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 35 points 5 months ago

Yeah, the amount of likes on jokes referencing Disturbed is really grinding my gears. They don't even sound that close (by Nu Metal standards that is)

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

Because they are posers and dweebs and obviously lack jncos

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[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago
[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 5 months ago

Only slightly relevant, but you inspired me to dig out this amazing Korn/Taylor Swift mashup. They elevate each other.

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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 53 points 5 months ago

Obviously KORN is their legal entity name, and Kora is their person name. Now the baby can travel in peace.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 51 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"My name is Kora, spelled K-O-R-N"

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 months ago

The n is silent, and the a is loud.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 43 points 5 months ago

When it's her birthday party and it's time for cake.

[-] Mr_Wobble@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

The child's first words were, "Oh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah!"

[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

"Twist. Twist."

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[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago
[-] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I can see I'm going blind.

[-] Badeendje@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

They should put that little freak on a leash.

[-] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago
[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Freak on a baby leash

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[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 21 points 5 months ago

The Legend of Korn

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 20 points 5 months ago
[-] ZMoney@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

I finally have a place for this reference! Artist Korn served as a judge on Iron Chef several times in the 1990s.

https://ironchefdb.com/judges/korn

[-] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 19 points 5 months ago

The hospital provide birth certificates on your country? Here it is the registry office and they do it with the parents present.

[-] OutsizedWalrus@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

They serve an agent. Essentially, validating that the birth did happen.

Kind of important for citizenship.

That being said, parents are supposed to review before the send it off.

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

I was thinking the same thing. I'm pretty sure you need to sign the documentation after double checking what the registrar has put down. We have up to 6 weeks too to register the birth if you haven't had chance to decide on a name yet.

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

It's Korn

A big lump with knobs

It has the juice (It has the juice)

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)

[-] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

What a tragedeigh...

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago
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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

With a name like that, she'll be living a lonely life where no one understands you, but don't give up, because the music do.

[-] crypticthree@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 months ago

that's a very good name

[-] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Well there is a perfect nursery song for your kid

[-] Ilflish@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

My birth certificate has my old name crossed out and replaced because my mum hated the way my dad pronounced it with his accent. The change is legally acceptable

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 6 points 5 months ago
[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BABY

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Divine intervention

[-] Cowabunghole@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Any fans of The Neighborhood Listen? I think this might be one of Doug's estranged kids

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[-] Jikiya@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Baby has done it's time?

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