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They pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. They took their owl fuckin' feathery cloaca out and they pissed on my FUCKING wife, and they said their beak was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Hexbear.com. Dirt_Owl, you got a small beak. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

And guess what? Here's what my beak looks like.

That's right, baby. Tall points, no feathers, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. They fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get!

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Finger@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Are there any good Owl games? Other than Owlboy and Kaepora Gabora in Zelda: OOT.

[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

i will not stand for this dirt owl slander! i will sit for it and enjoy the show meow-popcorn

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

They fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth.

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Oh my God it's gay actor Michael Douglas (he's gay)!

this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2023
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