Also, this is the start week of college for most people which is probably a large portion of their userbase.

Don't think about 9/11 24/7.

Walter, I fucked bread.

No, I'm literally unironically soyfacing at the rotato. It's hands down the best emoji I've seen.

support Russia and China on the other, where same-sex couples are not treated equally under the law.

You presumably support Ukraine in the war despite them not treating same-sex couples equally as well. Very few hexbear folk have a positive opinion about Russia. It's an autocratic state that murders political dissidents, but so is the United States and most other countries in Europe. We just recognize that a proxy war between the evil empire that runs the world and the evil empire trying to secure itself is not one to get involved with.

This is why I hate the city. The mere mention of preferring not to be surrounded by cars, smog, and noise is met with sneers by elitist dickheads.

You're not hot shit because you live in a city pal.

I legit want some dumbass Rep senator to name the next Katrina sized hurricane "Biden" and somehow it makes his popularity drop 8 points.

Cities do suck dick though.

Too loud, too many people, not enough trees.

Good, for too long gods have been living up on these mountains rent free while working class people have to live in the valleys.