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[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 months ago

Good dog included in the price.

The dog in question

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 6 months ago
[-] Drusas@kbin.run 6 points 6 months ago

How much for just the dog?

[-] Hxxdra47w@lemmy.wtf 38 points 6 months ago

Where is the alcohol cabinet

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago

Any cabinet, they're all for alcohol!

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

I can smell the tobacco from here

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

I like the chandelier, is it possible to have all three bulbs on at the same time?

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

Probably yes, although a lot of cheapskates will unscrew some of them when not in use to save energy.

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I don't think bulbs use a whole lot of energy these days. A 10W LED bulb would cost $14 per year to run constantly (US pricing). An old 60W bulb would be $83 per year in comparison.

But there's probably no reasoning with someone who decorated that room.

Math:

LED bulb power = 10W

Electricity cost in US = $0.161 per kWh

Running 1 bulb 24 hrs a day = 0.24kWh

Price per day = $0.038

Price per year = $14, running 1 bulb constantly

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago

Huh, that's actually more expensive than I'd have thought for a single bulb, even taking into account that you'd probably only be running it for a quarter of the time

[-] lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago

I feel like individually every item in this room looks nice but when it's all shoved together like this it's sure...intense.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Post-soviet maximalism is a thing, apparently.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 15 points 6 months ago

There's a rug on the wall. I didn't think they know what a tapestry is.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 months ago

Wall rugs are hung for two reasons:

  • Insulation, both for temperature and sound, back when other insulating materials were unavailable.

  • If a rug is particularly expensive, they are hung to prevent them from getting dirty, especially if the owner's feet get dirty from farmwork.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

Wall rugs are a slav thing

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

Walls made of rugs are a nomad thing.

[-] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There were a fair amount of formerly nomadic people in the Soviet Union and I'm guessing there was some cultural exchange

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

VGH the nomad spirit

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

But I bet the acoustics are amazing

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

the soviet apartments typically had cinderblock walls with no insulation and drafty mortar gaps. the heating systems were centralized boilers which usually were not operational/operating.

Soundproofing and insulation.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

I looked at it again and I don't know what to say...

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[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

It's literally all moldy. At least that's what those sofas look like. (we had some similar sofa looking similar to this and just pzr a blanket over it to make it liik nicer)

[-] GetKebab@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I have to be honest and I think I just out and out like it. It's mixed patterns are rather chaotic, but I love the attempts at extravagance. I'd love that front room, compared to my dull rental one.

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

Looks like the house of one of those rich Russians that live pretty much everywhere in my neighborhood lol.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I feel like I remember this house and my grandma taking me there. This is a weird experience for me

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

You are not in this alone.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You ever go through a Russian amateur porn phase and remember all the fine rugs hanging above the beds?

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Gonna muffle the sex sounds somehow, grandma's sleeping behind that wall.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

The contact details belong to a real estate agent, so I think I am not breaking rule #7, but I will blur them out of any future pictures just in case.

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 6 months ago

I feel like you could kill several fallout ghouls and the meat piles would just blend in.

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