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I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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[-] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 43 points 10 months ago

Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.

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[-] Cagi@lemmy.ca 37 points 10 months ago

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

[-] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago

Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

OP said worst. That's the best.

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices

[-] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 36 points 10 months ago

Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

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[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago

Child actors in an elevator.

[-] SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net 9 points 10 months ago

Might be my favorite bottle episode

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!

[-] ipacialsection@startrek.website 29 points 10 months ago

A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.

[-] _NetNomad@kbin.run 24 points 10 months ago

young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

[-] podperson@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago

Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.

That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Data listens to a deck of cards.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Riker and the boys go to Vegas.

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[-] yuri@pawb.social 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

[-] erev@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.

[-] Hackworth@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Picard learns to play the flute.

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[-] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 points 10 months ago

Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can't give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe'd.

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Security chief dies of contract negotiations.

[-] octesian@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

Peple talk past eachother until they don't.

[-] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

He said "an" episode, not every episode

[-] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

The gang visits Sherwood Forest

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.

[-] mrbn@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Iowa man hauls grain, becomes involved in a minor diplomatic incident. Meanwhile, someone else on the ship wonders if he's fated to become his own ancestor.

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

[-] LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 10 months ago

Criminal engineer whines about his imprisonment for espionage even though it was done in the most humane way without even ageing him, abuses wife and daughter on release.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.

[-] Kory@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.

A boy wants to be like Data.

Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.

[-] danhab99@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

Zombie. Vulcans.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.

[-] garrett@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.

Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".

[-] hendu@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Janeway and Paris get it on.

[-] Stampela@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

The incel nerd guy is a victim of a data breach.

[-] syn@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom

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