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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR DIRT_OWLING WITHOUT A LICENSE!
What do you have to say for yourself?!
Powlice
I liked being birb but not gonna (permanently) steal your thing
You can't catch me pig!
HANDS UP WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM 
fact checked by real owl patriots ✅
But I just bought an owling permit from a guy on the corner! Are you telling me my owling permit is fake?!
Fuck, looks like you're legally obligated to owl
Oh shit oh fuck. I didn't save my other pfp.
NOOOOOOOO Worf is gone?!
Its Gowron actually. Not hard to remove the background from another image, might be saved on my PC.
Birds should be clean.
Stand down or the dirt gets it (I will eat it again)
NO! 
take anything you want, just don't hurt my dirt!
i ate it all
So you're pretty decent with Photoshop? No way these pics exist on their own.
You underestimate my googling abilities
Finally some law and order in this town 
Are you trying to... privatize owls? Ô.O
BUT I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GO 
I can't believe you've done this.
Owl Cops Are Bastards
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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