The Seinfeld freikorps
"...and what's the deal with the Khamas supporters anyway? They say they're opposed to Israelis settling on lands in the middle east and claiming it as part of Israel so how do they protest this?
[Tone progressively rises and becomes more shrill and nasal in the lead-up to the punchline]
By establishing a settlement on UCLA's property and claiming that it's their territory now!!"
[Jerry Seinfeld makes a hammy facial expression and feigns befuddlement while raising his left hand, palm upwards, in an exaggerated half-shrug and pauses in tableau while canned laugher plays for 3 seconds]
[Milquetoast pseudo-funk slap bass kicks in with some half-assed vocal percussion and a smattering of brass section flares to make the music seem spicy to the sentiment of the white middle-class, middle aged viewerbase as the Seinfeld title screen is flashed on screen]
Zionazis.
The people who are decrying Hamas for "being ISIS", despite a mountain of long running evidence to the contrary, and denouncing people opposed to Israel's genocidal actions as antisemitic are the very same people who are walking arm-in-arm with literal card-carrying fascists who are openly proclaiming that they want to finish what Hitler started.
There's no way that even the most schlocky B-movie screenwriter would put something like that into a script because it's blunt enough to give you a traumatic brain injury.
Loss for words how I feel right now...
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