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[-] lurkersan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Get to the Choppah

You're only meant to blow the bloody doors off.

[-] Rubezahl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Cool. Cool cool cool.

[-] spader312@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] donslaught@unilem.org 3 points 1 year ago

You go, Glen Coco!

[-] anonono@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"It's Morbin time!"

[-] diegantobass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"On va manger des chips !"

Why male models?

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I love how I can instantly know all these quotes.

"Get away from her you BITCH"

Another classic everyone here should know.

Better yet " FUCKING A man"

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Whatever the heck I want, gosh!"


"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. No! Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth."


"I can't believe you came on my mom."


"Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!"


"'Sweet,' what's mine say?"

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Almost had me?

You almost had me?! You never had me - you never had your car. Granny shifting, not double clutching like you should. You're lucky that 100-shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake!

Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

"You're an inanimate fucking object!"

[-] LiquidMastering@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

There’s a beveridge here man!!!

[-] tpWinthropeIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"What hump?"

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Ass to ass!

[-] zuhayr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I feel the need....

[-] Smeagol666@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.

[-] Redoomed@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"

[-] rahmad@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

1 Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

2 No shootout?!? No shootout?!????

3 The horror.... The horror....

4 Pop quiz, hotshot....

5 Draw me like one of your French girls..

6 Tetsuo???? Kaneda!!!!

7 on this, the day of your daughter's wedding...

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[-] nephs@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Dadinho é o caralho, meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno, porra!

[-] shadearg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"According to all known laws of aviation..."

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