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[-] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

I use Linux but can not stand Linux users on here. As soon as there is any conversation about windows there's a line of people "why aren't you using linux?!" As if it's the solution for everything. Linux users have become the vegans of the internet.

[-] theshatterstone54@feddit.uk 11 points 5 months ago

Hey, another Linux user here. I like to push for using the best tool for the job, whatever that might be, and I think more people should.

I think a lot of Linux users need to understand their solution is often creates more problems than it solves, including for themselves. I've been guilty of this too, where if I see a distro solving my current problem with XYZ, I'd switch to it, only for the switch to cause many other problems in the process, so I'm worse off than I started.

[-] Crogdor@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

“Be careful what you choose. You may get it.” -Colin Powell

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Most people who know me think I'm a just swell normal guy with perhaps some offputting vibes. But I was raised under circumstances that would fuck up most people. Turning out well-adjusted, educated, and starting a stable family all basically started as a rebellious phase. I still am gutter trash deep down, but I've got a wife and a kid now who I somehow support on a single income working 100% from home. I've overcommitted to this bit and there's no going back. I have to "be a sane human" who doesn't "sleep in storage units" now. I've become a man who "updates underwriters" and doesn't "dress like a wizard, cast spells in public parks, and barf on the sidewalk". God help me.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

We're all faking it, at least a bit. The fact that you care enough about your family to keep your shit together proves that you're not trash inside.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Proof is perhaps too strong a word for it, but whatever spends is money, eh?

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

You can dress like a wizard, just do it at sponsored events, or with your kids. Don't barf on the sidewalk, but the wizard stuff is fine, in moderation.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

That stuff is behind me, for now. The fact that I'm a bearded recluse in a tower who makes a living staring long and deep into a glowing piece of glass that is slowly driving me insane is pretty cool though

[-] Tricky@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Thanks for this different perspective. Makes the grind more tolerable

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Dear diary, today my palantir put me in touch with a pretty chill wizard...

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 19 points 5 months ago

I yearn for human connection but i cant stand the thought of being known and understood

[-] BustlingChungus@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I understand that. I feel like I know you, you know?

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 points 5 months ago

eurgh, i know you're kidding around but damn if this comment hasn't given me anxiety all day long lol

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Literally dying from cancer and the only one single thing in the entire world I want before I die is to fall in love one last time.

Got turned down the other day by a woman who literally said "I love you" when I told her I wasn't going to survive the cancer.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I'm so sorry. 10/10 would date you cancer or not.

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Thank you for saying that. Where in the world are you?

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[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

The iron in my blood.

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 14 points 5 months ago

Everybody but me thinks I’m wonderful.

[-] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm a kinky burlesque performer with a forked tongue.

I'm also sex repulsed and ace.

[-] solitaire@infosec.pub 4 points 5 months ago

lmao that's cool as hell

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Man, you remind me of a friend of mine.

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

Short but people have said I look tall af from a distance

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago
[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

How the fuck did you get this!? My ex put you up to this?

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] Shialac@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
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[-] Nemo@midwest.social 8 points 5 months ago

I really was rocking the hipster aesthetic before it was cool. I lucked into cool; cool came to me, swept over and through me, and left me unchanged in its wake.

[-] TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub 7 points 5 months ago

I own ten thousand spoons but all I need is a knife.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Did you meet the man of your dreams, and then meet his beautiful wife? little bitter giggle

[-] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I bought a box of spoons at the Business Costco and now this is my whole life

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

all I need is a knife.

I don't get why people see eating with hands as barbaric. Been doing this since I was a kid

Everybody around me knows but I don't.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Aroace and genderqueer who lives in one of the most queerphobic countries in the world.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Extrovert with social anxiety.

[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

When I get what I want, I never want it again.

[-] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

Oh my god this is so me. I get obsessed with getting what I want, and then when I finally get it, I use it a couple times and then abandon it.

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 2 points 5 months ago

I’m a type-A personality with ADHD.

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

I love when food that has a high iron content tastes a bit iron-y!

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

This is why I don't clean my knives after sharpening!

[-] wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago
[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago
[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Seen worse, any workout routine?

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