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[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

[-] Drusas@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

For those who don't know, Willem Dafoe didn't blink during that entire monologue. This movie (The Lighthouse) is among his best performances, of which, to be fair, he has many.

[-] claymedia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m sick of your laugh, your snoring, and your goddamn farts! Goddamn your farts! You smell like piss, you smell like jism, like rotten dick, like curdled foreskin, like hot onions fucked a farmyard shit house. And I'm sick of your smell. I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it, you goddamned drunk. You goddamned no-account, son-of-a-bitch-bastard liar! That's what you are! You're a goddamned drunken, horse-shitting, short, shit liar. A liar!

[-] OctopusKurwa@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] pigup@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

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[-] Cat@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

What is with all these beans posts? /s

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