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Behold: the Jimono (lemmy.world)
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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

The jeishas are coming for us.

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Quick, someone get that woman a bedazzler!

[-] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

God that has to be so warm

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

That was my first thought. Perfect for winter. My wife would wear that shit all year round, no doubt.

[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hugh Neutron:

Looks like you’re going to the Shadow Realm, Jimono

[-] HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You awake in a darkened room. Your wrists and ankles are secured to the heavy metal chair upon which you sit. You wrack your brain for answers as to how you got here but all you can remember is being tazed, and a white van.

A man, his face obscured by shadow approaches, and points the barrel of a gun to your face. He speaks in a gravelly voice:

"Jeans? Or Beans? Jeans... Or Beans..."

[-] ronwm@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago

Jimono sounds like a Michael Jackson lyric.

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Ji-mo-nah! 🕺

[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Alternatively, a fusion with the Canadian Tuxedo - the Canono.

That's what we all wore in the 80s. It's still ridiculous though.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Hmm, looks like she's trying to fool us with a regular old jirt.

ironically a weeb would never wear that.

[-] Glowy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oof...more like Jeanono

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Very jylish.

this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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