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[-] Hubi@lemmy.world 146 points 2 years ago
[-] carlytm@lemm.ee 52 points 2 years ago

This photo doesn't even look real lol, Elon looks like he's photoshopped in

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago
[-] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago

It’s real, July 12 2022 on truth social. I would post the link but I don’t want to give that site more traffic. Here’s a screenshot.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/60a63705-bba8-42ab-8239-3c59acd86ed0.png

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Thanks! And holy cow!

[-] huginn@feddit.it 17 points 2 years ago

Post the link to the archive.org mirror obvi

[-] CheesyGordita@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Good call, didn’t cross my mind for some reason. Will do that in the future, thanks!

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Holy fuck he really wants people to suck umm up to him. What is it, he really needs to feel powerfull?

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He's trying to have Elon Musk endorse him instead of Kennedy because he knows he needs every single billionaire bootlicking and/or conspiracy theorist voter he can get.

He knows Musk is still pissed at Biden for snubbing him.

[-] Beaver@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Trump said he would ban ev sales so idk

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

Trump says whatever he feels that at the moment would get a positive reaction from the audience at the time with zero regards to consistency or truth.

At the moment of saying that, he wanted to gain Musk's support.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Musk is pretty much fucking Tesla into failure at this point, so he’d just have a convenient excuse for its fairies if the sentient cowlick banned EVs.

Edit: that was supposed to be failure, is it just me, or it’s autocorrect getting worse?

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

a convenient excuse for its fairies

No, no... Tesla's have gremlins, not fairies

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

They warned you not to charge them after dark.

[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, architect is betting much worse

[-] jerryh100@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago
[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

He just licenses an engine from GM, then put that into the Teslas. Maybe even rename the company to Otto.

[-] urquell@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[-] jerryh100@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

3 wks ago: Trump ‘offered to block electric car rollout’ as he asked oil bosses for $1bn (Telegraph) https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-says-hell-stop-144231560.html

2 mos ago: Trump amps up attacks on electric vehicles, a major Biden priority (The Hill) https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/4544902-trump-biden-electric-vehicles-attacks-2024-election/amp/

[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

I mean, I really wanna hear musks opinion on this…..

Because trump has promised to kill electric vehicle sales……so like, musk is going to support that?

[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Trump would probably just say he only meant Chinese electric cars or something.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 2 years ago

No, it just means that Elon gets a big government paycheck due to the government forcing him to close his 10 Trillion dollar business (Trump math)

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

He's made several statements that Tesla is a AI company. So after the mocking he got for the Cybertruck he maybe he want to pivot Tesla into... I dunno making Grok sound like more of a smug douchebag or something? I mean it's fairly common knowledge that he's on a lot of drugs, so who knows what he's thinking?

[-] readbeanicecream@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago

How in the hell do I get off this timeline? Can someone find Prof. Maximilian Arturo and Quinn Mallory please?!

[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Hey, maybe the next leap will be the leap home?

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Can't leave until we fix this one. Quantum Leap rules.

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I've been rewatching quantum leap lately and it has me wondering what would happen if Sam failed to save the day. His missions were time sensitive, so once a given event would have passed without Sam fixing it, would he have been stuck in that place and time forever?

If so, would his lifespan be his age/body or that of the person he leaped into?

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 years ago

2Clowns1Office

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 25 points 2 years ago

I think we can all agree that what the world really needs right now is more utter fuckwits in charge of everything.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago

seems like that dystopia ain't done fleshing itself out just yet

[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

He was his advisor in the first term. But he did quit, I guess the orange fuck was too much even for this asshole.

[-] psvrh@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

It's not that, it's more that two raging narcissists can't occupy the same space at the same time.

You end up with a kind of NPD supercriticality.

[-] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Two body problem.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 13 points 2 years ago

I would resubscribe to netflix to watch a show where the two of them try to solve problems together.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

All the top dipshits in one convenient location

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Just what we need, more billionaires in charge.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

He's just trying to grow his base. I think if you were looking to Musk for your guiding light on voting, you were probably already voting Trump.

Honestly if a Trump presidency did happen, I have no idea where this will stand.

https://qz.com/donald-trump-evs-electric-car-sales-1851504052

But it'll probably be on the BUILD THAT WALL level of promise.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you ever needed more evidence that Mush is dumber than shit, here it is. After Trump's constant backstabbing of his allies, one of the richest men in the world immediately scrabbles up to lick the boot. Surely it will work out this time!

[-] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I'm already against Trump, you don't have to insist.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Is this why musk seems to have put on a few pounds?

[-] meleethecat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Quid pro quo, of course.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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