"How did the world end grandpa?"
"Well they were crazy times back then, ex and prospective presidents were convicted of paying hush money to a porn star and, little did we know where that would end. But the first step on the road to the downfall of civilisation actually happened with some balloons carrying poop."
Just to keep the shit accurate.
He was convicted of false accounting. For classing his personal election legal/bribes costs. As buisness costs.
Paying hush money is not actially a crime. Your Buisness paying political donations to yourself without identification as such is a crime.
Tell that to future grandpa living in a cave to escape the hellscape of the surface, but I don't think his main consideration is ensuring his tales of The Beforetimes are properly fact-checked.
Grin.
South korea should send thousands of balloons with food, books and instructions about how to sabotage industrial machines.
And porn - it'll blow their... minds.
SK vows strong retaliation
They're gonna send even smellier poop!
They've been in touch and I started The Special Diet last week. The curried lentils and eggs are starting to kick in hard now.
No shit.
Actually quite a bit of shit…
"BTS Dynamite with severe audio clipping played in an infinite loop can be used to destroy enemy morale" - an actual military official
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