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God was in no way involved in the creation of Chihuahuas.
Their existence is an affront unto god. They are a monument of man's hubris.
That's Phoenix
We can have multiple affronts to god and monuments of humanities hubris
As a treat
tbf I have met some nice chihuahuas in my life. Miniature pinschers on the other hand are the devil spawn. They will bite and growl to their own owner. I had one and was afraid 24/7 but also loved him for some stockholm sindrom reason. He was a perfect mini Dobermann without the Bulging Eyes
That, my fellow sophont, is a Doberman Pinscher. 50% hatred, 50% shakiness.
I play "war face" with my chihuahua. I just make a claw with my hand and say "war face" and he gets all snarly and toothy. But he's wagging his tail the whole time and if you stop he whines and demands more angry time.
Wait, is this an actual chihuahua, or someone in a chihuahua fur suit?
An actual chihuahua (mix).
Okay, that is freaking adorable.
I wanted to make a joke about that actually being seven tiny furries in a dog suit, but that may be the cutest chihuahua (mix or otherwise) I've ever seen, so I can't joke about it. That's cute taken to the level of absurdity lol.
Hand him over
Step aside
Show us the war face!
I think he forgor the cuteness when making me.
Hey, come on now, elephants think you're cute. Probably.
Chihuahuas are dogs running honey badger software.
I'm in this comic and I don't like it.
Modern day chihuahuas are thought to be descended from the now extict techichi dog which were bred for livestock and ritual purposes.
Did they use them to conduct blood rituals, opening hell gates to higher dimensions of torment? Otherwise I can't imagine any other reason for that amount of anger concentrated in such a small dog
I do know that they were sacrificed as part of burial rituals. The dogs were believed to help souls cross a river in their journey through Mictlan.
Oh, that sucks. Poor dogs. Their anger might be justified
There was me assuming the chihuahua was there to play the role of the summoned demon.
I wonder how chihuahuas with rabies behave.. Maybe they become Satans hell hounds or maybe the stat overflows and they become the best creatures in existence..
Oh, I just realized how hard it would be to tell if a Chihuahua had rabies unless you could see it literally foaming. With most dogs you get a warning because they don't normally behave that aggressively, but with Chihuahuas...
In all of chihuahuas I have met, only one was a psychotic rage monster. The rest totally tracks. Now Pomeranians...those things drive me insane. I absolutely love dogs, but I cannot stand Pomeranians. WHERE IS THE OFF SWITCH.
Ai chihuahua
Ah yes...the Miniature Pinscher.
Get your shit together, God.
Ableism, God has ADHD. That's why he forgot about us.
Good thing there was no Chemical X
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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