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He doesn't support women's health.
Kristi, he'd grind you and every woman up into hamburger and feed it to your surviving dogs if it got him one more vote so he could avoid prison for four more years. Give it up.
I think you meant "hamberders"
I think he should pick Airbud to show he supports canine health.
"There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't be vice president"
- SCOTUS, soon
Obviously would have to be 35 dog years old, but that shouldn't be a problem
Actually, is there such a requirement for VP? You don't have to meet the requirements to be in the chain of succession, you just get skipped.
There is. The Twelfth Amendment explicitly says that the Vice President must meet the same eligibility requirements to become President. Which, as it currently stands, means at least 35 years old, a natural born citizen, and resided in the US for the last 14 years.
Ah, and so Air Bud's VP prospects have been sadly dashed.
Turns out there is a rule.
We're talking about dogs here. Do you seriously think we could skip a good boy?
He should choose to kill himself to show that he supports humanity’s health.
I mean, he's trying. You've seen his diet...
McDonald's and Ozempic, the breakfast of champions.
If he chooses a female VP, he will take the blonde with the big tits and personally verified blowjob qualities.
Are you suggesting that his idiot lawyer during his trial could give good blowjobs? Because of her skill is a lawyer is anything to go by, she's not good at anything.
I’m sure it’s a complete coincidence that her advice happens to be self-serving. Yup, total coincidence.
Trump would choose dog health over women’s health.
You’re SOL Noem. Give it up…
I don't know, he really hates both. I'm not sure which he hates more.
Trump would only choose his own health and let everyone else die but it’s a sacrifice he is willing to make.jpg
So would I, honestly. Over mens health too, for that matter.
They can always dust off Palin. That worked so well the first time.
Last time it was at odds with the presidential candidate. This time they both would fit right in with each other.
But it will also show he doesn't support animal health.
Well I mean we already know that he doesn't like pets and animals hate him. So it would be in character. But he would have to make it a crime somehow for it to really make sense.
lol. lmao. Dare I say, ROFLCOPTER.
Them some crazy eyes, boy.
Don't be messin' with women with eyes like that.
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