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Enjoy a pre-dunked E-L-O-N dunk, courtesy of Existential Comics. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by UlyssesT@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 109 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Didn't Elon try to make the word Cis a slur? Lmao

Chemists are gonna be pissed

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Why would the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE TechnoKing care what chemists think?

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Commonwealth of Independent States in shambles

[-] Gelamzer@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Confederacy of Independent Systems seething

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

GENERAL KENOBI! YOU ARE A BOLD ONE...

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago

That's some Uno Reverse shit and I love it.

Also, I didn't think about how the site still describes Tweets with the same name. Another clever thing that the CEO thought through.

Side question- How many people do you think would still get a brain chip from him?

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

How many people do you think would still get a brain chip from him?

At least as many that are still putting money into Star Citizen.

[-] Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

Star Citizen will have its own chapter in the annals of awful history, right before GTA Online and After Rust and 7dayz. I shall title my book 'Forever alphas a How to make money hand over fist by promising endlessly and delivering little to nothing'

[-] envis10n@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Hey now, I enjoy Star Citizen when it's not completely bugging out or disconnecting me.

Should you pour money into the project though? Probably not.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Totally, go for that.

Don't give Chris Roberts any more money than you already have, that's my take.

[-] envis10n@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

The game is like 90% setup and staging with bugs stopping you, and 10% fun and engaging gameplay. That 10% has so much promise, I just wish they would cut the bullshit and make a fucking game already.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

The space fascism with corporate characteristics backdrop and Chris Roberts putting himself in the lore as the setting's Elon Musk was pretty awful though.

https://starcitizen.tools/Chris_Roberts_(lore)

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Sounds like it's Skyrim Modding: The Game.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

We have determined your X violated X rules against Violent Xpeech™.

[-] macerated_baby_presidents@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Damn those wokes and their impossible to pronounce neopronouns. send Xeet

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

If you had an account with google glass, you automatically are on the brainchip waitlist.

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[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

Do we have a "he admit it" emote?

[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

We need one if not.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

:he-admit-it:

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

Confirmation that Tesla Autopilot is a weapon to be used on pedestrians.

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

Enabling autopilot is committing assault

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Probably means that they're planning DLC that changes the displayed name of the autopilot from "Full Self Driving" to "Vehicular Homicide Mode" vehicular-manslaughter