"Well, that's not fair! It wouldn't be American "cheese" without the high lead levels!"

The children yearn for ~~the mines~~ lead in their bones

I feel like lunchables are only in the refridgerated section of the food library for peace of mind, to give the illusion of it being actual food. You could probably stick them on a shelf next to the cookies and crackers and I doubt anything would spoil.

I guarantee someone is arguing to legalize lead in more things just because lead poisoning changes your personality to be “manlier” or whatever.

The plastic surgery on that woman is always so fucking funny

Lead and circuses

You have to understand: businesses need to include lead in their food products, otherwise they’ll lose profits, because the cost of making lead‐free products would outweigh the income, resulting in a net loss all across the board. If you forced businesses to keep their food products lead‐free, you’d massively increase inflation, put everybody out of employment, raise the national debt to the highest level in the world, and pretty soon you’d tank the entire economy.