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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 130 points 2 years ago

Supportive and savage.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Single straight guys 🤝 Single lesbian girls

Parents asking them when are they going to find a girl.

[-] force@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

🤝 Single gay guys with conservative parents

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 81 points 2 years ago

MY NAME IS TRINA I HAVE NO VOLUME CONTROL AND NEVER USE PUNCTUATION BECAUSE I DON'T BREATHE SO STOP SIDING WITH MY MOM!!!!!

[-] BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I think my brain's inside voice has gone hoarse, anyone got any water?

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Mom should definitely be way more drawn out. 1/10 totally unbelievable.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago

Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 years ago

My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

For sure it doesn't smell like balls

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago
[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn't really matter, corporations didn't care, they just want your money.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.

Edit: according to google it is really the first

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Would it just be a Fleshlight then?

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I don't know. Why would they need special dildos?

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I'm sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I'm a straight man.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Bad dragon, I'll just say that

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

....but you can say more if you want to......

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Let's just say there are options

[-] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :

So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

WRONG! It's a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles

[-] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Don't personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don't want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!

[-] Nariom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?

[-] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.

[-] clark@midwest.social 14 points 2 years ago

Just wanted to let y’all know my father found this post very funny.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Your volume is too reasonable for that to be true

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There are still lesbians on Nazi Shitter? Why???

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago

Funny post, but I hate the Tumblr-esque message at the bottom

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

FATALITY!!!!

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