Damn can't smoke him he's next to the sign.
Can't dump him there either because it says no parking.
Ignoring no smoking signs is actually something I saw locals do fairly often on my trip to Japan
i will never have sex
The ghost of Shinzo Abe is looking at your profile on Grindr/Tinder. He is judging you and disappointed in your pictures and bio. He wishes he could send you a message on how to improve, but he can’t (illegal under Ghost Law).
How many times do we have to tell you old man, we will not have sex! 
Hey this guy stands like me.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
