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[-] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 174 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Remember this shit when the trump trolls post their anti-vote bullshit. This is what will happen if they get their way.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 112 points 5 months ago

Of course he did. He’s just the typical caveman Republican. Their answer to anything they don’t like or don’t want to deal with us to kill it. Like whatsername shooting the inconvenient dog that she couldn’t be bothered to train or find a home for. Repeat shoplifter in jail for the 5th time? Just execute them, waste of jail space. Country full of brown people of a religion they don’t like? Just nuke it. Migrants crossing your property trying to get to the US out of Mexico? Just shoot ‘em. People whose politics they disagree with and find annoying? Shoot them too.

[-] CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz 33 points 5 months ago

He wanted to nuke a hurricane. When all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

When you’re too stupid and lazy to actually think and learn, you mash the easy button.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

For all the analyses out there attempting to explain conservatism, that really seems to strike the nail squarely on the head.

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[-] slimarev92@lemmy.world 78 points 5 months ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe.

  • George W. Bush
[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I read that half in his actual voice and half in Jon Stewart’s impression of W

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[-] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago

"Stunning"? How? This is the least "stunning" thing I've heard. Trump is a piece of shit. This 100% checks out.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 55 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You know, at a certain point, if he doesn’t shut up, it crossed the line into justification for his assassination.

I don’t know where that line is, and quite honestly, I hope we don’t have to find out because the last thing we need is that guy as a martyr.

But I really hope he shuts the fuck up.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 82 points 5 months ago

Trump committed treason on national TV when he asked Russia to help him get elected in 2016...and they did the next day.

We're way past that point.

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[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 months ago

The last few elections and the clusterfuck of a primary show that nobody can run on trump but trump.

So... No worries about him being a martyr.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago

I'm not stunned, I just want to know how often it was Mike Pence.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 44 points 5 months ago

How does this "stunning revelation" not surprise me at all?

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

(satire)

Breaking:

Over 50% of the Yukon is a mid a raging wildfire. The air in NYC is unsafe to breathe as a result

Breaking:

Nuclear warhead strikes kyiv

Breaking:

Chemical weapons being used en masse in Palestine a human rights violation

Breaking:

the dam you never heard of broke. Idk something like 100k people are drowning/drowned well know more soon maybe.

Breaking:

a hurricane hit Miami and it's gone now. Like Atlantis. Gone.

Breaking:

Key West too lol wow yeah. Probably more

Breaking:

Category...7? Tornado... Engulfs all of Amarillo Texas. It's just a field now.

Breaking:

same with Kansas city. Which one? Haha. Yep...

Breaking:

Leftover rains from hurricane "Tempest" (they/them), have inundated all major watersheds along the eastern seaboard. Over 6% of i95 is under water or inaccessible due to floods and damage. Cities near rivers by the coast are now a part of "the delta".

Breaking:

Elon musk got paid more in cash than he blew on Twitter by his investors for some reason

Breaking:

US President Tucker Carlson has agreed to purchase Greenland from... Wait, Russia? Huh.

Breaking:

Doom scrolling causing blindness; humans too addicted to stop

Breaking:

President Tucker Carlson appoints Alex Jones as secretary of state

Breaking:

New CEO of Apple is also CEO of Google. FTC does nothing because most of them are on the board of both companies

Breaking:

2030 is over. The world has finally transitioned to TittyBux [TITB +10,305%]. Who would have ever thought the future would be a place where 18 year old men invest in their future by providing proof of ejaculation occuring during an ad window?

Breaking:

The cure for some kinds of autism is apparently weed #2030

Breaking:

Turns out Halo was not fiction. Well, the part sbout the US harvesting babies for an army programs due to low recruitment numbers. And then they kinda went nuts with it lol

Breaking:

The Mayans were right. All physicists now agree that tomorrow is actually December 13, 3012. It means nothing but that's the new date.

Breaking:

Still have daylight savings for some reason

Breaking:

New virus just makes you dumber. Highly contagious. Vaccine works, but infected persons don't believe in it.

Breaking:

Trump said he wants to "kill the darkies."


Ok honestly... Tell me how much of that seems plausible

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[-] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

This is stunning but not a revelation about a wannabe dictator asking SCOTUS for a Long Knife.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

I think Steven Seagal would make a great running mate for Trump 2024.

[-] GenosseFlosse@lemmy.nz 13 points 5 months ago

Only if his stunt double does all the running...

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