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submitted 4 months ago by rtxn@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

For example, drilling or enlarging a hole can be boring, but fixing two pieces of metal together is often riveting.

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[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 35 points 4 months ago

Working as a crane operator can be really a uplifting job!

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 months ago

Polishing a mirror is a job I can see myself doing.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 months ago

Most people are shocked when they find out how incompetent I am with electrical work.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 4 months ago

I don't know, it got me down quite often too

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

You know what they say, what comes up must go down.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 4 months ago

Construction is a good way to build character, but you sure do deal with a lot of tools.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 11 points 4 months ago

Sometimes, when I've been drilling through siding all day, it really feels like I've hit a brick wall...

[-] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

I think that means you should stop...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I once drilled all the way through the concrete wall at Home Depot on accident. It cost a ton of money to fix. Whoops! Check your depth gauges for slippage every now and then, people!

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Hanging sheetrock is screwing in every position imaginable, in every room of the house.

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

and if you've done your job well, there's mud in all the cracks

[-] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 7 points 4 months ago

And you never know, driving truck may put you down in the dumps.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And sometimes road work can leave you stuck at a dead-end.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

I saw that coming a mile away.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 4 months ago

Warning...probably an uncle joke...

I used to play in a orchestra until I popped my g-string while fingering a minor...

[-] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I may of also blown the f-hole on another piece ...

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tryna strike a chordand it's probably A minoooor

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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