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Am I the dumbest Hexbear? (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Yes, yes I am

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[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 22 points 4 months ago

emphasis on best

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

We love our weird stupid owl comrade though.

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

triangle-up

owl-pissed

yup, here's your pointy dunce hat

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

You've not been banned yet so clearly less dumb than some.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

If you get banned from hexbear you ain't a hexbear any longer.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

You just made an auditorium of John Kerry alts cry

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 4 months ago

yes

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

See people? This is honesty!

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah but I'm the local debil if anyone asks B)

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

You dropped this, king: 👑

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Heeeeey they crown says "dunce" on it! owl-pissed

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Ain't I a stinker?

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Not so long as I'm here

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

no dumbest hexbear is whoever who disagrees with me over some minor inconsequential issue

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

I'm definitely dumber

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

idk, but this post gave me a really stupid idea

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

There's definitely a "best" involved somewhere in there

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I mean that's a pretty stupid claim for a bird to make

Have you ever seen a bear?

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

no, the dumbest hexbear is clearly @Dumb_Owl

[-] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago

you gotta take this test to find out.

[-] princeofsin@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Hmm you think you can be my stupidity you have another thing coming. Check mate!

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

You’re not a bear, silly.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

You are a silly owl who needs a shave, and wears a fur coat.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Pretty bird

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Bird Brain

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Bold claim. So bold that it may prove you right

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No, by logical contradiction. Let us analyze the two answers (yes and no) to arrive at this conclusion.

If the answer is Yes, you would both be dumb (for the statement to be true) AND smart to realize this, which is clearly the opposite of dumb. A clear contradiction!

If No, then you acknowledge your smarts and thus cannot be dumb!

QED you are Smart

[-] blight@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

no

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