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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Not a blinker in the group, sudden lane changes, tailgating; what else?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Park-anywhere hazard lights.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

Poor people would join in

People don't understand taxes, they were talking about it on the radio yesterday and people who make less than 50k/year think this will increase their taxes...

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

This made me laugh out loud to the point I finally actually supported Beaverton financially. I don’t ever want to lose Canadian satire.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b1c12be8-1249-4ce0-80ce-0da561c8ea43.jpeg

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

The Onion on point as ever; I actually thought this was not only plausible but actually happening. For a moment, until I noticed the address.

[-] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

The Beaverton rocks. This is great!

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Guys the Beaverton is the Canadian version of the Onion.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I can get an X3 for $5000.

The perception of wealth is not wealth, the people who are the problem have people to drive them.

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

First of all, where the fuck can you find any functional vehicle in the U.S. for $5000? And secondly, where the fuck can you find any functional vehicle in the U.S. for $5000?

[-] Sethayy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

First off this is Canada.

Second off I'm not the other commenter nor know shit about cars so the first point is really all I got

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And second of all, this def isn't Canada, I've never even been too Canada.

And second second of all, isn't X3 a low~mid tier car in Canada?

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Australia, and our dollar is worth less than yours. Theres 4 of them on Facebook marketplace right now for $5k within 50km of me. Around 08 models with relatively High kms.

Its not a status symbol its a low to mid range car.

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Well that explains it. Those cars are filled with deadly Australian spiders!

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