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[-] KimJongFun@hexbear.net 74 points 5 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 62 points 5 months ago

The only thing stopping a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

Boss Babygeordi-no

Mass Shooter Babyamerikkka-clap

[-] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago

god forbid children do anything

[-] buh@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago
[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

In collaboration with 1-800-Collect.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

It sounds plausible, toddlers are like that. My toddler frequently beats me with a foam sword.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Have you reported him to the FBI?

[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

how has no one stopped him? I'm waiting to see what happens when he grows up! I hope he uses his powers for good cool-zone

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Good guy with a gun can't even stop a baby...

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

he's clearly a Russian asset

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Xi is sending his supersoldier toddlers to destabilize Amerikkka

[-] Aculem@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

According to this article there's been at least 2 toddler shootings a week over the last 10 years on average.

Also, just for fun, you're about 200 times more likely to be killed by a child shooter than a bear in the United States.

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

I see I chose wisely hexbear-shining

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This statistic is skewed by Toddler-Agitator Larry who is shot by a toddler 50 times a year and should be ignored as a statistical outlier

[-] Storm@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

You can't stop a toddler when they're like this. They just need to shoot it out

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

literally neurodivergent and a minor

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

bullshit, you can't be a toddler for two years

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago
[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Hey, if they're pointing a gun a me, I'll be calling them whatever they want.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Please take my wallet, mommy.

[-] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago

DOMINATING!

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

The concept of a toddler shooting someone once a week in America is now old enough to be a toddler

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

To the Pre-K Agua Fria rode a toddler one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, had a minor speech delay
No one dared to share his cuppy, no one dared to take a sip
The toddler there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

truly impressive kill streak

Death to America

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

I heard this referenced somewhere else shortly after you posted this, has it been going around somewhere? (The article's from 2017)

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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