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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 62 points 5 months ago

putting Willems in the same bucket as fucking CinemaSins is a travesty, this guy's problem is just that he's stupid

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago

CinemaSins' criticisms are often just fucking incorrect if you actually pay attention to the movie

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

yeah just the most reddit-ass videos, total, unswerving incompetence combined with uncut, weapons-grade smugness

[-] shath@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

smuglord i fundamentally cannot grasp what i'm watching and it seems extremely stupid without this understanding. here's 5 minutes of bad jokes based on this smuglord

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Discovered Willems some time ago and every video is entertaining and informative. Rare to see in the film review space on YouTube, at least as far as the more successful channels go.

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[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 56 points 5 months ago

You are supposed to notice the plot, characters, dialogue, and editing. What the fuck are you talking about. Literally anyone can tell Noah Baumbach from Wes Anderson from Paul Thomas Anderson from Scorsese even if they can't articulate exactly what the difference is. That should deepen your appreciation of the art, not stamp it out!

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm guessing since he mentione cinema sins it was less about noticing styles and more nitpicking "plot holes" and continuity errors.

[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Redditor, watching a film that plumbs the depths of human depravity to spotlight the struggle and beauty of human solidarity: I think that lamp was on 2 scenes ago

[-] kfc@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

People want their slop so smooth it can be pumped down without risk of having to chew on anything. Nothing of substance, just the same stuff over and over again without any introspection or thought. Cum. They want cum.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago

watches film reviews

doesnt watch films

why watch reviews?

🗿🗿🗿

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago

I need to know which movie to be mad at because it has women in it please-save-me

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Combing the credits looking for the women ruining cinema off screen 😤

[-] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Every time I see an Alex, Sam, Jaime, or other ungendered name disgost

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

I do it because I don't particularly like movies but i do enjoy conversations where i can be aggressively wrong

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

I don’t watch movies. I just review them based on what i read from other people zizek-theory

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

Miles Davis was questioning the increasing length of John Coltrane solos and Trane answered "I don't know how to stop." Davis replied with "Try taking the fucking horn out of your mouth."

I'm sure that never happened but it's still a cool quote.

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[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago

The Redditor, in a completely roundabout way and for entirely wrong reasons, is realizing that consuming slop is completely meaningless. The next step is to stop consuming slop and find better hobbies. There's more to this world than watching Marvel trash.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Develop a critical eye and start making your own slop, turns out it's fun!

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

are you referring to all movies and shows as "slop"? because if so I strongly disagree, film is a legitimate art form and experiencing art is absolutely not meaningless. idk what this dude is watching but I wouldn't assume it's just Marvel. even good movies can have the kinds of flaws he's talking about

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

CinemaSins isn't "critiquing" obscure French or Soviet film. They're mostly just chasing after slop that people remember. Their most recent "reviews" include Dodgeball, Alien: Resurrection, Mean Girls 2024, and the Garfield movie.

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

ah, I've never watched a CinemaSins video. it sounds like something I can safely avoid because I don't like review shows that only exist to shit on movies they hate

I guess RedLetterMedia got big by doing that but at least they also sometimes talk about stuff they actually like

edit: also I don't think only obscure foreign art films count as works of art, I'm a horror fan so a lot of my favorite movies are very schlocky but still have artistic merit IMO

[-] fox@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

CinemaSins got their start making videos about continuity errors and such in movies, and degraded over the years to where it's a bare minimum effort unscripted first-pass nitpick of a movie, such as "has opening credits", "kid's bedroom has toys in it", "they haven't introduced this character yet" when that character is being introduced. It's one of the most lazy productions I've ever seen.

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[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

hyper-analyse

idk if that's what you're doing if your brain goes "ding" every time you see a continuity error or a set expedience. Not everyone wants to watch a movie that is 20 minutes longer because the characters were snacking or going to the bathroom.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

the characters were snacking

"You know what I'm in the mood for? Ruffles Potato Chips. Ruffles have r-r-r-r-r-r-ridges®."

I just had the terrible thought of AI injecting ads into everything.

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Cinemasins/Honest Trailers is fun for a couple weeks, but gets old kinda fast. Don't know how you'd watch to the point that everything is ruined for you.

Also, watching the Critical Drinkerkombucha-disgust

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

C*nemaS*ns is just dumb, they just fabricate and omit information randomly to make fake "sins" and other equally questionable decisions. I say this confidently, having seen exactly one takedown style video criticizing them, a channel I've never actually watched.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

If it was the shaun skull head guy vid, then that's afaic the last word on cinema sins

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

I say this confidently, having seen exactly one takedown style video criticizing them, a channel I've never actually watched.

chad-stalin

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

I always thought CS was ironic and the pedantic “flaws” of a movie were just jokes and not actual critique. Do people actually take it seriously?

[-] fox@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

They're not ironic and people do take them seriously as film reviewers, when they're the most basic nitpickers imaginable and provide no actual review, never mind critique.

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

I can confirm as someone who watched them when I was like 10 and it made me extremely annoying to watch movies with at the time

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

guys I peered behind the veil of ignorance that protects our minds from the unfeeling cosmos and its enormity, and I feel kinda bummed?

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 27 points 5 months ago

I don't know much about that Patrick channel but the rest are pretty much generic youtube trash. Cinema sins or honest trailers are stale and pedantic. Critical drinker from what I know is just a gross channel. Same with filmento from the looks of it.

None of them analyse shit. Its such a low bar that critical drinker passes for analysis. Whatever that "analysis" is. I'm sorry that you couldn't watch a movie without analyzing whether the movie was pushing the woke agenda. Too bad.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Patrick Willems is a dude with an actual film degree producing actual video essays. He has a fantastic video discussing the nature of "content" and how he hates applying that term to anything that isn't the valueless slop peddled to keep eyes on ads, and another about how actors are turning themselves into brands and no longer doing any actual acting as a result, like how Ryan Reynolds and Dwayne Johnson always give the same performance.

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[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

This has nothing to do with analysis and everything to do with being a dipshit comes from endlessly consuming empty, self-aggrandizing slop of the 'I Am Very Smart' variety.

Filmmakers, film critics, and film writers more generally are nearly always by far and away the absolute, most film obsessed viewers and most of them could tell you exactly how every shot is constructed, what lens it's shot on, picture the script layout in their head etc. It doesn't ruin their ability to enjoy film at all.

So I'd suggest actually going deeper into understanding and analysing film, from people who aren't fucking lazy edgelord YouTubers trying to seem clever, to unlearn some of the shit habits they've conditioned themselves with.

Additionally, human empathy will get you a long way with being absorbed by characters. Try going outside, talking to people, not self-consciously trying to be the smartest person in the room, and then apply that same mindset to fictional characters. You'll never enjoy a film if you've decided you're already above it and the characters are just puppets you want to dance in particular way instead of the representations of real people.

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[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

sounds like he OD’d on the shit he likes and now it doesn’t make his little prick hard any more.

content I mainly watch being film and TV review and critical analysis content.

tell me you’re a debatelord without telling me you’re an online debatelord.

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

I can recognize faults in movies without it completely ruining my enjoyment of them, because I'm cool and normal. some people get weirdly mad any time a movie does something they don't like and I would suggest chilling tf out about it. making a movie is a complex process that involves many people making lots of decisions under specific constraints and it's pretty unreasonable to demand perfection

some of my favorite movies have definite flaws and that's okay, all art is flawed because humans are flawed. hell, sometimes it's the flaws that make a movie interesting

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

CinemaSins must pay for its crimes.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is silly, but you all can't say this isn't true for some people here as well. Just with like, actual analysis of politics in media instead of plotholes

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[-] Adhriva@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 5 months ago

Welcome to the world of having studied film and other narrative-driven art forms....only, without having the media literacy and technical knowledge to make the tradeoff worthwhile. At best, it sounds like false knowledge based on elements, such as surface trope patterns. On the one hand, I kinda feel for them because it's a legit industry hazard....on the other, they brought it on themselves.

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Try reading a book you fuck, feminism ruined tv for me 💅

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Watching semi-problematic slop so that I can try to predict what the Lily Simpson and Verity Ritchie reviews are going to rant about

On a good enough day, you get a 5-hour Jay Exci takedown

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[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Sounds like a really shallow and always-online version of something that legitimately drives a lot of creative people nuts. I drove myself into the ground with music, always hearing the changes in my head as I walked through Walmart with their shopping playlist playing and feeling how I would mimic a melody or something on my guitar. Like it made me extremely good at playing by ear which people appreciated, but I couldn’t turn it off.

[-] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

His critical analysis: Why is there a stable black American family in this, looks like Hollywood is at it again spreading "The Message!"

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Obligatory link to Dan Olsen's "Decoding Metaphor" video. Had flashbacks to the start of it when reading this dweeb's "sources"

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Cinema Sins implies the existence of Cinema Indulgences.

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