I’d like to buy a bagel with cash.
Would you like your cash bagel toasted?
Cash money, thanks.
Dollars or Euro?
Doesn't matter. It all tastes the same.
Euro has that nice plasticky mouth feel
So do at least two different kinds of dollars.
Coins or notes?
If you like it crunchy
This is getting awfully close to a string of words that can reset the universe if said in the exact order
Now, would that be such a bad thing?
Unrelated, what string of words would that be?
Bite my shiny metal ass!
"Dammit kid, take the deal -- we really need that cream cheese back here."
Real "Gift of the Magi" situation going on there.
