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Japanese snow monkey
This is what we’re calling white weaboos now
Ohshit it's 
He's halfway through Animorphing into an American flag
I've never seen a white guy this red before in my life.
Clearly you've never visited the American rural south in the months of basically April to June
The reddest, most skin-peeling-off, barbed wire on the bicep having people on earth
Clearly you’ve never visited the American rural south
And I never fucking will.
Fair
There's really nothing redeeming
I suppose if you like drinking cheap beer while fishing and/or shooting guns and also are white (or sunburn-red)... it's probably cool. I haven't been in like 20 years despite half my family being down there. Can't say I'm missing much. Mostly just a miserably hot, humid, hellscape of racists
I suppose if you like drinking cheap beer while fishing and/or shooting guns and also are white
Despite ticking all the boxes I still fucking won't.
Red mad and nude online.
You don't fool me that's Guy Fieri before he gets ready to be on TV.
He looks like a wizard whose spell backfired:
"Ugh, I was trying to turn my robes red, but I forgot they had spell-reflect on them...I don't want to talk about it. So, if you could finish snickering and we can move on with things"
of you, he clearly devolved into a 
Q: ARE WE NOT MEN?
Devolution, which is a distinct and separate process from evolution. Checkmate, adaptationists!
See also Cacajao calvus aka "english monkey"
That's not how evolution works!
Also more importantly, do Japanese Snow Monkeys always look like that, or is it because they've spent too long in a hot spring? I have never seen one outside of a hot spring.
they always look like that
he was cursed by the evil fox deity that inhabits rupert murdoch's corpse
Danish people after eating buldak ramen
Macaque Attack
He is one brown t-shirt away from being Neapolitan
japanese snow monkey is a monumental upgrade compared to glenn beck
Bullshit. Only a loving God could create such a magnificent creature.
Spicy Cheeto
Gammon
The reddest, maddest, yet not nudest (mercifully)
I think he's one of those guys who only only eats red meat to trigger the vegans.
When “one chip challenge” and “betcha can’t eat just one”’collide
Glenn Beck says trans rights?!
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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