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The advertisement said “Shredded cheese with bacon and jalapeños”. It was $10.

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago

Did they just open a bag of frozen fries and let them thaw on the counter before serving?

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

None of this looks like food.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It barely even looks like food components.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 4 months ago

I virtually never return food. But I'd sure as hell return that.

[-] Mr_Wobble@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

Is that a packing peanut in the upper right of the pic? I think I'd rather eat that packing peanut.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

Growing up there was this punk house in my town I spent a lot of time at. For some reason they had a giant bag of packing peanuts, and someone said they were edible. We proceeded to eat a fair number of them. Not like a ton, but probably a few each. Definitely more styrofoam than a person should eat.

There was also a small trampoline in the living room and I remember one day where it was declared acceptable to nut-punch each other. Just adding that to give context for the collective genius at work there.

Anyway, I guess that was my body's introduction to microplastic.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago

If they dissolved when you ate them don’t worry, you probably just ate corn that wasn’t processed in a way intended for human consumption 👍

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Well now I wish I had eaten more.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

I also ate packing peanuts at a punk house, no living room trampoline unfortunately haha. Is this just a punk house thing?

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Maybe the rumor of edible packing peanuts is a more widespread legend among punks than anyone would have guessed.

[-] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 4 months ago

Damn OP you in prison?

[-] amio@kbin.run 11 points 4 months ago

Fucking yikes, I would not have paid for that. Looks like it was already eaten once.

[-] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago

Mmm boiled fries with milk

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

Jesus Christ. I just saw the body of your post which implies that this was something you had to pay for. Were you by chance the victim in a prank show?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What the absolute fuck is wrong with those jalapenos? Almost thought it was sauce but it's only on the inside of the peppers. Are they not ripe? 🤢

Also: Where the motherfuckin' cheese at?!

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I've cut up a lot of jalapeños and I've never seen them do this, it's upsetting.

I simply must believe it's cheese somehow. Somehow!

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

And it’s in a takeout container, which means you paid too much for it and it was cold and soggy when you finally got it.

F

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Even worse, a takeout container next to a box with packing peanuts in it. Did they get soggy fries shipped to them?

[-] DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago

I was so confused by the round white bits, my brain kept saying "mushrooms" because of the colour but also recognising it isn't mushroom shaped, took me far too long to realise it was jalapenos covered in some sort of sauce/dressing.. Either way, that looks grim.

[-] acetanilide@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I thought it was mold 😬

[-] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Pitiful rubbery bacon, greasy unmelted shredded “cheese”, and whatever that white shit on the jalapeños is. I might have smashed that container face down on the counter if someone handed me that.

10/10 post

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 6 points 4 months ago

Ok wow this is truly shitty. Everything looks soggy and sad.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Looks like someone ate shitty barbecue then puked on raw fries.

[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 2 points 4 months ago

I'm a little conflicted about whether this is clearly shit or some pretty dope ass fries

It depends on the quality of the fries and the cheese (and the jalapenos), which I'll assume is poor and the overall product is therefore shit, but ngl I was hankering for them a little when I saw those big jalapeno slices

[-] willya@lemmyf.uk 2 points 4 months ago

Call the health department on that place.

this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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