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Whenever I interrogate him about my suspicions he's sweating bullets (it's noticeably different from sauna sweat, saunaheads will understand) and also I'll ask about the progress they're making in Elden Ring and he says "the game is so easy, we're not even using spirit ashes" which I know is a lie. He has a 12-life handicap in Kirby's Dream Course; he sucks at games. And I'd try watching them play again but I got rhetorically ganged up upon and ejected 2 months ago from the gamer sauna for laughing at his build that has 3 shields for some reason.

What do I do?

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[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago
[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago
[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

Uses mineral oil instead of water to protect the electronics.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 24 points 4 months ago

Do you
Like
Breathe mineral oil vapor?

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

I don't know, gamer husband wanted it and maintains it.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago

I think your gamer husband is vaping without you 😞

[-] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

I thought vapes use glycerin, not mineral oil.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Get pneumonia with this one simple trick

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 months ago

That sounds like a sensory nightmare

[-] roux@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Back when I was a spry lad we'd just go on hunting trips. I don't understand these youngens and their fancy trends these days.

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

He has a 12-life handicap in Kirby's Dream Course; he sucks at games.

Say that to his face and he will probably get mad enough that he throws his cheating in your face as some sort of “gotcha”.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago
[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

He kinda' looks like Kratos without the bodypaint.

[-] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Let me seduce him and see if your husband seems hurt by getting cucked or not.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago
[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago
[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago

I think you're probably fine then.

[-] goose@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

That's just sauna sweat, don't even worry about it. Your husband sounds like a cool trustworthy guy and a good gamer. Tri-shield builds are pretty execution heavy but can work well if you're skilled enough, it's perfectly normal

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Gaymer sauna

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Git gud is probably the only answer here

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Real question: What kind of TV/monitor do you need to be able to use it in the sauna? I just want one that works.

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

13" Sony PVM inside a Ziploc freezer bag to make it last longer.

[-] Twitches@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

They do have waterproof monitors, they make them for outdoor applications. I used to drive through a guard gate that had one. I've heard they are expensive as hell though

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Yeah, but I've never seen a waterproof display that has specs that are also cool with high heat. Kind of too expensive to be something I'd want to gamble on.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

counter-cuck him by fucking his "gaming" buddy

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago
[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

INFO: Does your GH use or have the dating app known as "TF2"? If so, he is certainly hiding a secret alternative lifestyle from you.

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

being gay is pretty great, try being gay yourself. a bit of homosexuality enriches the soul, and it's the best all-round cover an agent ever had.

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

They were doing a challenge run: oops, all shields

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah he told me about the sauna too. He said “you better say you saunothin if @AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net asks”

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