Physics, dog
Magnets
You have to pay the bill so that makes sense
By boiling special magical water
Didn't Einstein work on some of the compression technology that went into refrigeration? Pretty sure he had something to do with it.
Nope, not compression tech. The Einstein refrigerator is an absorption refrigerator and these don't use compressors.
who has a window like that
Americans. Wider belly needs wider windows.
Its a placebo your room isn't actually cooling down. The power companies just want to charge you more money.
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