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Antipast-no
(lemmy.today)
Biblically accurate appetizers
Thanks, eye hate it
Edit: they really changed the title on me. It was "thanks, I hate it"
Looks delicious, I don't see a problem.
This mother fucker changed the title from "thanks, I hate it"
- Halloween: yes
- Easter: no
Eyester: double yes
Trying to figure this out.. prosciutto, mozzarella, avocado, and olive? Would be fun to make this in October.
Might just be green and black olives
Correct.
Prosciutto, mozzarella, big green olive, little black olive?
I think it’s cream cheese and ham but otherwise correct.
The concept is close to Czech chlebíčky (literally "little breads", usually translated as "sandwiches")
Baguette, some savoury spread/pâté, ham, perhaps salami, egg slice, slices of vegetables (bell pepper, pickle, tomato...)
Very popular party food, especially on New Year's Eve.
Fucking millennials can’t imagine a sandwich without avocado. And then you wonder why you can’t afford a house.
/s in case you need it
This is why the 4th pig built his house out of Avocado, and is often omitted from boomer propoganda.
The outer edges (and the shade) of the green make me think green olives, not avocado.I would think maybe prosciutto, a spreadable white cheese (cream, goat, brie), green olive, black olive.
What a horrible day to have eyes…
…for lunch
Be Not Afraid
Eye dios mio!
Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this Wretched Thing.
Secure Beneath the Watchful Eyes...
Looks like a stromboli someone shoved an olive into before closing it up to cook, and then cut in half for the cross section
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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