Well now these two stories have canceled each other out and we're back to square one.
The conclusion is that dogs are good and naked people are complex and nuanced and varied, just like clothed people.
I will have you know that both of my dogs are very naughty and I tell them that regularly. Usually right before giving them treats or rubbing their bellies.
I also let them know that they don't deserve it because of how naughty they are.
But what do we know about nude dogs?
We still need a story about 1 naked hero vs 2 naked perps.
Wait for some shit to go down at Playalinda. Even better, they'll all be Florida People.
There's good stories about dogs every day and they're pretty much always naked.
There's also bad stories about dogs everyday, you just proved the point!
Next story is the same dog attacking a child.
What breed was the dog? From the thumbnail it looks like a pit bull mix. I can't help but notice that when there's a negative story about a dog, and it's a pitbull/mix, the media is quick to mention the breed, but when it's a positive story, the breed is omitted.
And whenever it's a negative story about a dog that isn't a pit bull, they'll probably call it one anyway tbh.
It’s a bully of some stripe.
I don’t know if the NBC article has media in it for me that won’t load or what, but there’s a content box that just… won’t show anything. Likely it’s my ad-blockers. I don’t know if that portrays the same video I link below.
This article has a video of them interacting in a hospital room (and it will load for me):
Dog saves 86-year-old owner after naked man attacks him outside home, family says - WNEM
"Chopper - sicc balls"
I can't wait for the update that tells us what drugs the naked man was on. Or off, depending on what exactly is wrong with him.
When I just visited that link it didn't say anything about the dog holding him down, but it did say the dog was injured :(
Release the body cam video!
Naked all of Monday, naked all year long
Naked is never right, naked is always wrong
So get the hell away from me
You god damn naked man
Go the fuck away from me
Back to naked land
If you have to disparage naked people (and there's no good reason why you should), at least go with the PJ Harvey banger on the subject..
Where could ~~I find~~ this 'naked land' be found? Google maps coordinates? Asking for a friend.
Gibby Haynes would know
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