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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

you get to a certain age and your birthday cake starts looking like a portal to the infernal realms that await you, hungering

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

My man is holding on to that table like he's about to fall off the earth

[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

he should get on the floor. It's drunk frat bro rules: if everything starts spinning get on the floor, cause you can't fall off the floor

(plus it would be funny to watch him try and fail to get back up)

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

geordi-no It's Joever

geordi-yes Joembawumba

[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

When your birthday cake looks like a bonfire

[-] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Bros got that Bilbo Baggins cake

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Listen, I know half of you half as much as [inaudible] and uh anyway

[-] rafflesia@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

not beating the desiccated corpse allegations by posting the self-own 15 quintillion candle bonfire cake.

[-] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

If it wasn't for the fact I hate this motherfucker and his motherfucking face and his corrupt bullshit family, I would almost feel bad for this elder abuse.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Right after the photo the flames formed the visage of the Hornėd One, which spoke with a tongue of black smoke: "One more year, Robinette. Remember your side of the bargain."

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

WHY IS THERE ANOTHER CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

At what point is it good idea to move from individual candles to two number-shaped candles? 20s?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

He doesn't even look like Biden anymore

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Why are they posting a photo of the guy blowing out like a million candles dude, come ON

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Each candle symbolizes the life of a palistinian child

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

A hundred Palestinian children maybe.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Based on the new estimates, 500

He's giving that look that says: "Just watch me."

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Now watch me hit this drive

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

There's more candle and flame than cake

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Listen, Jack

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2024
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