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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/technology@hexbear.net

If I'm permitted to be somewhat silly (or nausea-inducing), I can imagine there will be a few 'dedicated' gamers interested in this, as I genuinely know a few people who wear garments to ensure that they can play games non-stop, for hours on end, without any toilet breaks.

I wish I was but I'm honestly not joking.

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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

gamer-gulag left-arrow Its a pee recycling jumpsuit.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Dune-like pee-pants

[-] edge@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

How tf do people do that. I have to get up at least once every couple hours. Not just for pee but just because.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

just built different, i guess. i can comfortably sit for 30+ hours on end if i really have nothing better to do. usually i do get up pretty frequently for food and water, to use the bathroom, etc though

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

30 hours

On second thought, let us not go to hexbear today. 'Tis a silly place.

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Their necrotize from small blodclots iirc.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I genuinely know a few people who wear garments to ensure that they can play games non-stop, for hours on end, without any toilet breaks.

if you know someone like this and you haven't even attempted to stage an intervention then you have failed them in a way so profound that language may not be able to express it

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Also gamers: women won't date me and i don't understand why

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Maybe he's one of them

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

If you intentionally shit your pants to keep gaming it is not a hobby. It is an addiction.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

hahaha pee-pants

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

You guys aren’t asking your mom to hold your shit bucket while you play Genshin Impact???

[-] booty@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

shit bucket

whoa whoa let's not be crass and unreasonable. it's called a chamber pot and it is classy and traditional

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

smh just use the recliner toilet from the simpsons

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Wearing a stillsuit because my gaming rig makes my room to 100 degrees and I'm too addicted to gaming to get up and take care of basic bodily functions

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

The gamer p-pants, from Cinco!

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gaming should treated the same way opiates are treated but worse. It's an addiction but on top of that inherently antisocial. Think about all of us who grew up gaming and have poor social skills. Maybe spending our formative years in an antisocial reactionary subculture, staring at a screen on teamspeak without the ability to see anyone's facial expressions had something to do with it. At least crackheads socialize in person at the crackhouse.

I hope in 50 years we'll view ipad babies the same way we view giving babies cocaine and heroine today.

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