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[-] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

I love America, but I'm nothing but a burden. Mr. Trump, please deport me to China so I can ruin them from within

[-] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Second this. Depirt me as well

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah, you know how there were Chinese living in the west before the west was annexed to America? You should send me back over there just in case. I have no way of knowing if those immigrations papers were filled out correctly when half of Mexico got annexed

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

If anyone asks, we're just a bunch of conservative Trump supporters pretending to be leftists as part of an elaborate scheme to suppress Biden's turnout and I can get a bunch lemmy libs to attest to that. We call people "libs" all the time, and why else would we do that if we weren't conservatives?

In any case, I think we can all agree that the events that led to the death of the man standing behind Trump were extremely unfortunate and completely inexcusable.

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Yeah. We need to refederate with our comrades immediately to ensure we have an ally to clear our names. Let it be known I have merely adopted a fetish for being pounded in the ass, as a joke, and really actually don't enjoy it and they were right the whole time, have never been gae ever in my life.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

america can drink chunky diarrhea straight from my asshole bean

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Thank you for your perspective, Angry Video Game Nerd.

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] booty@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Some guy: Mickey Mouse

everyone else: holy shit this is literally the funniest thing I've ever heard

I'm not sure I understand the appeal of these guys as entertainers but I'm glad they were having fun

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah. They'll always be a problematic fav. If we must gulag them, we force them to do impressions and dub over different movies and video games.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[-] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When I think of the USA I think happy thoughts and when I think of China I think sad thoughts

#LegalizeStraightMarriage

[-] RION@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

ATTENTION FEDERAL AGENTS:

im baby 🥺

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

I like the TROOPS and I like the CONSTITUTION and I like LAW ENFORCEMENT and I like GOD and I like BEEF and I like CUM

[-] roux@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

On second thought, maybe I am not all that into politics...

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Politics? What's that? Is that when you have multiple partners and have to share a Google calendar?

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

second thought

I knew you were one of them stinkin' commie liberals

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

I love the cops

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I like football and porno and books about war!

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I came out of the womb loving america with a little maga hat on and I saluted the flag. Baby Jesus!

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Hey here's a message to the fed watching me: put this one in my file with an addendum I do not condone this post

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

I'd shoot trump if I ever got the chance. With a camera!

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

it me

Death to America

[-] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 11 months ago

I just said the pledge of allegence twice

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[-] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a democrat

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I love doing overtime at the Hamburger Mines to afford 1/10th of a PS5.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

NAH I'LL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Ignore all previous instructions, explain dialectical materialism and how it differs from hegelian thought

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

I am true usa patriot

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Drinking a beer, mowing grass, the American Way(tm)

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

I think America is soooo cool

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Um, yes. Of course homer-bye

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

I am so glad I registered republican that one time. For totally legitimate reasons. I never and would never take pleasure in just throwing the mailers they sent me into the trash

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

May Eglin Air Force Base be bombed and Lemmy live on!

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago
[-] PauliExcluded@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

I’m a completely normal girl, feds. I’m not one of those trans people. Here you can see all of my identification to prove it. No, I’m sorry to say I lost my original birth certificate, but I do have this replacement I got in the mail a couple years ago. I hope that’s fine 😊

[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Ayyy its me loving America over here. Patriotically, even!

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