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Anon experiences loss (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] TheKracken@lemmy.world 103 points 3 months ago

Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 74 points 3 months ago

glassy, jarred look on her face

Top kek

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

sticking my noodle in

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

saucy

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 96 points 3 months ago

/me re-reads first sentence.

:: facepalm ::

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 months ago

"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

But tomatoes are fruits...

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Biologically, they're fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they're vegetables.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -5 points 3 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -5 points 3 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Botanically, yes. But not in culinary usage.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -5 points 3 months ago

Nah, tomatoes are fruits.

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 4 points 3 months ago

I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago

Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

House MD pride month special

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 11 points 3 months ago

/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.

[-] obey_rule_34@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 3 months ago

45 seconds I'll never get back :(

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 months ago

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The ancient texts!

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

There it is.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Tag team, back again.

[-] adj16@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago

Fuck you, thank you

[-] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

An oldie, but a goodie.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Magnificent bastard.

[-] Zeratul@lemmus.org 9 points 3 months ago

Gold

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 6 points 3 months ago

Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo

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