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He's actually trying to say "Battle Bus", he is announcing he wants to 1v1 Trump in Fortnite for the presidency
At the battle bots? 
We should watch battle bots on hextube
I will learn how to join a hextube for this.
He even said it twice haha.
Actually let's do this. If defending democracy is and endless election cycle deciding which dried-out fascist sympathiser wins the battle let's just have a "running man" style election where the candidate who survives gets to run the country for as long as they can keep dodging bullets.
the candidate who survives gets to run the country for as long as they can keep dodging bullets
I mean that's how it is now, but they cheat by having the secret service do all the work for them
Fuck yes let's goooooo 
To the battle box, comrade! We're finally gonna end fascism the way god intended - in a 16 foot tall cage from which there is no escape!
ONE NIGHT ONLY GENOCIDE JOE VERSUS DON THE CON IN A NO HOLDS BARRED EPIC CAGE MATCH FOR THE BELT
HERE COMES BERNIE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! 
... and he's just pouting.
He's gonna challenge him to a round of beyblades
God could Dad compete in Thunderdome
soyfacing so hard rn
FORTNITE MATCH FOR THE SOUL OF THE COUNTRY
Next in the Mad Max saga: “Immortan Joe: Battle Box”
Donald Trump throwing sleepy Joe of the top of Hell in a Cell
I'm really disappointed that I can't find any Trump/Biden battle box art yet online
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