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It's gotta hurt to learn that you're not the most hellish (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/metalmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] polonius-rex@kbin.run 121 points 4 months ago

He died from a heart attack and went to hell? Is he maybe taking this as some kind of sign to change his ways?

[-] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 58 points 4 months ago

LOL. My first thought as well. What has that pastor been doing to warrant hell?

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago

Nothing out of the ordinary, for a pastor.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

What isn't he doing that warrants hell?

He's stealing from the poor, lying, cheating and otherwise scamming his way into wealth that he didn't earn.

There's also a nontrivial chance he has had inappropriate relations with someone who was not of legal age. At the very least he's allied himself with those that have and provided shelter for such people, either physically or socially.

God knows what other atrocities he's committed (pun(?) intended).

How could he not go to hell?

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

Educated guess: fucking kids

[-] moody@lemmings.world 1 points 4 months ago

He died too quickly and didn't have time to repent. But next time though, next time he won't miss his chance.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

This is why we need brain computer interfaces, so our AI can predict when we're about to die and force us to utter a plea of forgiveness to God.

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 33 points 4 months ago

No one going to question why the pastor went to hell

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Black metal only plays in Heaven. But everybody like Rihanna.

[-] tordenflesk@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

This version, surely?

[-] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

I thought for sure your link would be to https://youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?si=UwqA1uiWbKSyUxdI

[-] Zenjal@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

See, I thought it was gonna be Leo but thas a good one too

[-] b34k@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

This has existed for 16 years… and I’m only just seeing it today. Wow

[-] krash@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Also check out the cover from "lillasyster". A Swedish hard rock band that reminds a bit of disturbed. Their umbrella cover is really solid - give it a listen!

[-] Kiernian@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Hell's supposedly about suffering so, I imagine if (given enough samples and enough time) someone were to finally "hear" the root of the formulaic nature of pop music for the first time, being forced to listen to endless pop music WOULD be torture...

this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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