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Schrodinger's covid - simultaneously dangerous (to rich people so they get time off and testing) and safe (to poor people so they have to go to work)
Biden goes both ways
Joe Bi-den
TBF he probably just forgot.
Cause his brain is mush and he shouldn't be in charge.
This is the fucking Onion...
President Joe Biden turned up in a mask for the first time in months on Tuesday, a day after his wife tested positive for COVID-19. But the president quickly ditched it during a ceremony honoring an 81-year-old Vietnam veteran, and the two unmasked octogenarians shared a hearty handshake before they parted.
The president definitely doesn't have covid. That would be a huge self own and we can't have that. Joe Biden defeated the virus with a vaccine or something.
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