Tbh this kind of thinking works for the average American. The average American is very shallow and is swayed by how attractive someone is as to whether or not they’ll vote for them. Trump is what the average chud thinks they would be like if they were rich.

His dim-witted, childlike way of thinking is partially how he connects with his base and “independents” in the first place

Trump x Vance romance manga when

Trump has a long history of appreciating the looks of men

We love our big beautiful VP's baby blues, don't we folks? Mike Pence was an UGGO, we hate him!

Didn't think this was how he would do more gay shit this campaign. I like this bit.

"We love our handsome new Vice President, don't we folks. He's the most handsome Vice President ever. He has a better face than even William Rufus King."

No one knows what it’s like

To be the bad man

Jesus Christ J D Vance is the same age as me? How did such a coddled fancy lad get so haggard

So he's a dumb ass that would do what Pence wouldn't, got it.

I don't blame the man. He kinda looks like a slightly upset sloth to me

A one act play in which Vance seeks his wife's permission to cuck Trump in exchange for being named VP.

Imagine Kronk as President.

Jacked Dick Vance

Jelq Domination Vance

~~Big Strong Guys~~ Good Looking Guys