What the leftists fear (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

I did not need to know what catturd looks like

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

I was picturing an incredible mullet tbh

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Famous leftist, Taylor Swift.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ho Chi Swift

Taylor Guevara

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

surprised these aren't hexbear users

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

It's not too late to pen The Condition of Roadies in the Live Music Circuit, and then homoerotically befriend and sponsor a disabled communist intellectual, Ms. Swift.

P.S. please also take over Amtrak and make it super fast and reliable so that you can trade that silly jet in for a lovely train car train-shining

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Who?

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Idk a country singer

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Why is he named after cat poopie

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Catturd is just a terminally online Twitter guy, like Jeff Tiedrich for Republicans.

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

any fucking questions?

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Such a great bit.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

he's a stray-dog-killing enthusiast

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Republicans strike again with their dog murder platform

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

pete-eat

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

What a perfectly cromulent fuckcrustable of a headline. Dommy needy drinky xi-lib-tears

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Did we claim private-jet-girl?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

taylor-commie

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 months ago

I do fear cat turds, i have both cat and a nose.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

frothingfash CAT TURD! garf-troll

[-] Voidance@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Dogs fear him

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Wait catturd isn't a literal child.

Jesus christ that's embaressing.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

I expected Catturd to look way worse

[-] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Anybody who has a username related to feces is, by default, a blockhead. Since I made this rule one dozen years ago, I have not once seen a single exception.