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[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 143 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Jesus: The rich are sinful, good deeds matter more than identity, people must choose to join us, be good to others.

Supposed followers of Christ's teachings: Yeah, we're gonna listen to like, none of that.

[-] Omega_Man@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago

I enjoy the super human flexibility necessary to make the eye of the needle parable pro-wealth.

[-] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 30 points 11 months ago

And it's not even pro-wealth, at most it's "maybe He meant it's just very very hard instead of impossible". And then pretend it can be ignored.

[-] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 11 months ago

I find it real funny that a food not bombs I used to volunteer at a few years back had no christians in it. Just atheists, pagans, muslims, and jews.

Like, the people who worship Jesus, a person who would love the idea of people making food for the needy, did not participate.

I mean, I might have seen some radical catholics show up if I was living in an area with more catholics, but that wasn’t the case. For whatever reason the only radical (left wing/anti-war) christians I’ve ever met have been deeply catholic.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

Paul overwrote all of that. Christ is a mascot, not an actual authority.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 85 points 11 months ago
[27] "You have heard that it was said, `You shall not commit adultery.'
[28] But I say to you that every one who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
[29] If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and throw it away; it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.
[30] And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away; it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.

Damn I didn't know Jesus was chill like that

[-] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 11 months ago

Counter point: literally the next two verses

31 “It was also said, ‘Whoever divorces his wife, let him give her a certificate of divorce.’
32 But I say to you that anyone who divorces his wife, except on the ground of unchastity, causes her to commit adultery; and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Not to mention that "adultery in his heart" is essentially thought-crime, which I personally find rather unchill and not based.

[-] match@pawb.social 6 points 11 months ago

Thoughtcrime requires crime, which is when punishment is in the control of cops. Jesus says that righteousness should only be self-enforced or God-enforced

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 59 points 11 months ago

Evangelicals: "Jesus? Who? You mean Paul, right?"

[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 11 months ago

Fucking this. The amount of Evangelicals who cite Paul as if he's CHRIST HIMSELF really fucking boils my piss. I have to stop and tell them "that's not JESUS you're citing, but Paul, try again."

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 27 points 11 months ago

Part of the mental gymnastics they use to justify putting Paul on the level of Jesus is that the holy spirit (Jesus' gaseous state) was speaking through the apostles.

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lmao, now I'm imagining Jesus as a Les Enfants Terribles program. Maybe we can get David Hayter to voice Solid Jesus

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 11 months ago

My gaseous state also speaks

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago

Paul? You mean Saul the Thief?

[-] Lyre@lemmy.ca 28 points 11 months ago

It's astonishing how pretty much everything distasteful in the new testament comes from Paul. If you took him out you'd lose 70% of the story but it would be so much more palatable as a religious text

[-] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 6 points 11 months ago

The problem with Paul is that people see "Law Paul" and ignore "Grace Paul".
When Paul talks about law and rules he means for people to look into themselves and see their own failings, not unlike John the Baptist, and see their own need of Jesus' grace, not to condemn other people.
He even declares himself as the worst of sinners.

And he also shares Jesus' view that the law should be interpreted as to protect people.

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 24 points 11 months ago

Paul who never met Jesus? Yep that Paul

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

No, a different Paul; see Acts 9, 4-5.

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Literally Jesus: "Love each other as I have love you".

Conservative Christians: Did this morherfucker command me to hate any single human being for any dumbr reason? I think he did.

[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I had a family member once tell me that I have to hate the people that God hates. I don't think so.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

"sure, so no one? since, you know, god is all-loving"

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 months ago

Plenty of Conservatives wouldn't be so terminally angry about women dressing immodestly if they didn't also think that masturbation is wrong. You ought to learn to surf the flow of the horny.

[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago

Yeah but you see, to the conservative, it's the woman's fault he's horny so he's going to control the woman.

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sort of. I think if you follow the evolution of it, it starts with, "We have to control women, therefore everything they do has to be wrong somehow, therefore when men are horny for women that's bad and the women's fault." That's also why it's never the man's fault in their eyes. This trick doesn't work if you also blame the men.

Abdullah Ocalan has written about how the domination of women is a founding kind of domination which enabled all subsequent kinds of domination in society, so if we were to stop allowing it, it would have flow on effects that contribute to the dismantling of those other hierarchies.

That's why reactionaries are so desperate to put women back in their box and keep them there. They don't want to lose their dominant positions. They will even talk about the "slippery slope" where allowing minorities to have power will destroy society. It won't of course, but it will weaken their stranglehold over society, which to them is the same thing.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

do it, no (eye)balls

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago
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