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Brazilian Sharks Test Positive for Cocaine (gizmodo.com)

submitted 1 month ago by schizoidman@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Sharknado Origins: Orinoco Blow

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Interingly, a somewhat similar idea already exists in movie form.

Source: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt14209916/

[-] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Cocaine Shark

[-] solrize@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

They got it from the Colombian sharks.

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Well....that's certainly a sentence I read today that I didn't think I would.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Morder o ser mordido

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Scientists were suspicious when they observed them grinding their teeth and coming home from the club at 7 AM

[-] weew@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Time for the Cocaine Shark movie

[-] paris@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Cocaine Sharknado (2025) I am so ready

[-] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

How many is a Brazilian?

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