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submitted 11 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago

Do a flip!

[-] Repelle@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Please, old friend, don't jump! Use another method that won't damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

At press time, reports confirmed firefighters had arrived to carry the man to the top floor.

He was lucky to have such good people supporting him to succeed.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

I can only hope I'll be so lucky.

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago

"The people who love you want you dead, not injured!”.

That's... Actually a very valid concern.

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024

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