I really love the way Wikipedia writers try to make descriptions of anything sound super official and scientific. (en.wikipedia.org)

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gained notability for a catchphrase, "hawk tuah", an apparent onomatopoeia for expectoration on a man during oral sex.

replied by proclaiming, "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang", referring to expectorating on a man's penis to lubricate it before oral sex

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[-] Starlet@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

[-] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

That's honestly one of my favourite jokes on Wikipedia.

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

this is just cop talk, lmao

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

A wikipedia-involved equivocating.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Huh. Pretty sure this page does not meet the notability requirement and will probably be deleted at some point.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 years ago

Most wikipedians are the embodiment of a nerd emoji 🤓

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Expectoration? Ain't that a spell from Harry Potter?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Nerds will fight over this.

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

I fucking hate this shit so much, this meme has actually been really disgusting to me

If anyone spits on my dick I'm getting up and leaving, that shit is super gross idc

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

If you're getting a blowjob you're gonna get saliva on your dick regardless.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Bit idea: the Three Gorges Dental Dam, offering protection with Chinese characteristics

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Hawk tuah" sounds like somebody trying to spit phlegm out of their throat though.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

If you're having vaginal sex you're gonna get mucus on your dick regardless. Sometimes you just need a lil' loogiebrication to get things started.

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

it's not good head unless there's a pool of saliva collecting underneath

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah no shit I'm talking about spitting like that

[-] Binette@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Based

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

a wikipedia edit of skateboarding trick: nobody likes it because it looks like ass -> unpopular due to its low visual appeal

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