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[-] Meltrax@lemmy.world 71 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria's Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.

So... Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 13 points 2 years ago

Calvin Klein was my answer, too.

[-] konalt@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago
[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago

Victor's unsolicited dick pics

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

Victor, you are a very unattractive man

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[-] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 35 points 2 years ago

Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It's okay.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

They have a fat section now

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Do they have a 198cm section too?

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Lol. No that's my height.

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[-] protist@mander.xyz 35 points 2 years ago

These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.

Here are two options for you:

https://bodyaware.com/

https://2xist.com/

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's not a real Victoria's Secret alternative unless it's mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small

Otherwise it's just sparkling secret

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page... Glorious.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago

Oh my goodness, is that man's house made out of stairs!

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The fully body blue thingy?

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Your goddamn right. Loud and proud, cheeks hanging out.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah that is quite an image ngl

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Thank you fellow queer

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[-] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago

It's obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don't think about it too deep. I'm assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 years ago

Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women's clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.

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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

I was genuinely confused by this question. I was thinking Victoria's Secret IS the men's version lol

[-] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 years ago
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[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Victor's Clandestine Closet

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[-] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago

Harbor freight

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 12 points 2 years ago

Ace Hardware?

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago
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[-] invisiblegorilla@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Barry's sack'o'balls

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

NAPA Auto Parts

[-] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that link's gonna stay unclicked for me.

[-] goldenbug@fedia.io 13 points 2 years ago
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[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.

He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.

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[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 9 points 2 years ago
[-] Vanth@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 8 points 2 years ago

Victoria’s Secret

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I don't know how to think about this, if a Victoria's Secret catalog arrives in our mailbox, I hand it to my husband to peruse. Like extremely softcore porn? I don't think it's for me.

So if you are asking about menswear for a female gaze? Hmm. Maybe the athletic wear catalogs. So like Under Armour website has all these hot male athletes as models, someplace like that.

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[-] Paraponera_clavata@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Andrew Christian

[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 7 points 2 years ago

Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit

(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Best I can do is male pattern baldness.

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[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Like, Underwear? The only thing I can think of is Calvin Klein, although I think they have women's clothing as well.

Anyway, I don't know if there's really "men's lingerie", and if there really isn't.... Well, what a disappointment.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There is, trying to find it again.

Edit: I don't think this is what I was thinking of, but here: https://www.candymanfashion.com/

[-] palarith@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago
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