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Bathroom rules (pawb.social)

submitted 3 months ago by SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 55 points 3 months ago

What about #2? Waffle stomp?

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 39 points 3 months ago

The poop knife is just out of shot.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 13 points 3 months ago

Goddamn, i w9uld love to go a couple months without a poop knife reference....I mean, great story but...goddamn poop knife haunts me

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 8 points 3 months ago

This person sounds like they don't know the three shells method.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Coconut.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 3 months ago

Sometimes I have dreams where I go to a restroom and it's arranged weird or has a strange toilet or something. This reminds me of those dreams.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 39 points 3 months ago

Ugh. I can smell that through the Wi-Fi.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Wi-Pi

[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 11 points 3 months ago

Wee-Pee

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is the proof that it's not wy-fy.

Also we are on version n, so it's Wee-Peen.

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

No it's because English is a weird language that has different probounciations for every word

English is inconsistent

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 months ago

This is clearly a trap.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, the piss mimic

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Diuretic in Dungeon

[-] Eol@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 months ago

That would probably be as scary as standing on one of those glass bottom canyon platforms.

[-] strawberry@kbin.run 21 points 3 months ago

love how you can see that there's still designated piss spots

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

I think those are spray marks from the flushing system / pipe above.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Which means the "one spot between pissers" rule still applies

[-] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

STAND PISS ON ON GRATE WALL

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

I wouldn't trust standing on the grate because people will piss where they can piss and someone is bound to have pissed on the grate

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You have obviously never been in a movie theater men's restroom, a sporting event men's restroom, or any busy gas-station restroom. The floor is entirely pools of piss. I rather stand on a grate that someone pissed on.

There's a reason many homes ask guests to take off their shoes.

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Must be an american thing then because none of the public toilets here in Australia are like that

[-] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago

That's cause your piss pools are on the ceiling.

[-] Louisoix@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

European too then. In the Czech Republic we have piss everywhere even outside of toilets.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Somebody got tired of cleaning everything finally and just gave up.

[-] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

I'm redoing my bathroom at home and just have to get one of these.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Stand on piss
grate on wall

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Well you could technically do that if you have access to enough piss and a freezer

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

What sorry soul doesn't have enough piss in the freezer?!?

God bless them and their pissless freezers.

[-] nicerdicer@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago

That is an arrangement, which certainly is not up to the gentleman's guide for public toilets, which states An open urinal should form a wall between us: During off-peak toilet moments, there are bound to be empty urinals. It is the norm to having an open urinal separate us or things will be awkward. Assuming than each brick on the wall has a length of 16" or 406 mm, that means the walls to the left and right are 90" or 2.03 m apart. This is a quite cozy arrangement. Also, how would the pee-area on the left wall be used when there will be two persons already using the front wall?