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[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 months ago

Try hitting the volume buttons?

[-] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 months ago

Cum is produced for the orgasm, so the trick to a big load is to have like seven simultaneous orgasms.

You could start by setting up different porn videos for each of your eyes.

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

How do I unlock the third to seventh eye?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Lick the elephant's foot while edging the demon core.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

The demon I bound to my demon core actually has an issue with premature ejaculation... is there any way apart from edging that you can recommend?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You may be able to substitute tickling the dragon's tail with bathing in water blessed by Saint Cherenkov.

Now thar be a question for the mushrooms.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don't nut for a week and then edge. Increased volume.

[-] spiderman@ani.social 2 points 3 months ago

How much volume will be increased if I don't nut for a month or year?

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Enough to drown a sperm whale

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 months ago

Pee is stored in the balls, so you have to pee more to make space for the cum

[-] hendrik@palaver.p3x.de 10 points 3 months ago

If you're watching videos and asking yourself how to achieve that: I think they fake it lots of the times. You can use a small hose and hide it. And I think I also read they insert fluid into their private parts with a syringe or something. That obviously comes with major health risks. So don't do it. But don't compare yourself to that kind of videos. And I'm not sure if it's true anyways. I just read it somewhere on the internet.

[-] DBT@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hydrate

Exercise

Supplements:

  • Pygeum
  • Sunflower Lecithin
  • L-Arginine

You’re welcome.

[-] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

I've heard there are various things that can be consumed to increase production. If I remember correctly it's zinc supplements. A simple search would tell you if you're actually wanting to.

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

Why would you fucking want to?

[-] DBT@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Some people like to give more than just two little tiddlywinks of cum when they give someone a facial.

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

I hear you. Different juices for different uses, am I right?

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The longer you draw it out, the more you'll get.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 1 points 3 months ago

Diet, exercise, sunlight, exposure to pheromones

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