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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

After 81 minutes of back-talk, insults and threats, he was arrested

Over an hour. Cops really didn't want to arrest someone on their side. Anyone darker than us-foreign-policy would be lucky to be alive trying something like that.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

Isn’t the definition of alcoholism that your consumption interferes with your personal and professional life?

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

It’s why most feds don’t hire people who are alcoholics, in debt, or have gambling problems. Although usually they probably won’t investigate you after you pass the background checks and get hired.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

People have been tricked by movies into thinking feds are cool headed geniuses.

In reality they are some of the biggest dumbass meatheads. Turns out intelligence usually requires empathy.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mental intelligence? Not really. You can be the biggest psychopath who sees the world with numbers that can be solved and eventually make a bomb that answers your equation. If you mean field intelligence, that requires at the very least the ability to feign empathy. We’ve seen enough CIA meddling to know these people do not have souls. Although, morality is ultimately in the eyes of the beholder.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah I meant the field kind

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Project Veritas continuing their proud tradition of being totally inept fuckups

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 months ago

I don't know why they even bother "embedding" when they're just gonna have blurred out, illegally recorded footage that they'll splice and cut out of context pieces from anyway. I remember watching their shitty-ass "abortion clinics are selling baby parts!" video years ago. By comparison that shitty-ass Mules movies (whatever the fuck it was called) was practically an academy award winner.

Seriously, for a group with the Latin word for "truth" in their name... well, many such cases after all.

It's just so fucking evil too. These dumb fucksticks are "spying" on behalf of an ideology/nation that is currently quelling protests by a not insignificant portion of their government and citizens demanding that their soldiers be allowed to anally rape and torture random Palestinians for the crime of being Palestinian.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 months ago

How else are you gonna create jobs for pinkertons and stormtroopers?

[-] miz@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago
[-] VHS@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What a bunch of clowns. Bigoted assholes of course, but the way they're making complete fools of themselves is pretty funny

“Everybody flew in today and they’re doing all this undercover stuff, trying to figure out where the funding is coming from,” he added.

I don't think it takes that much money for people to congregate in a public place, but if you were to look at the signs they're holding you'd likely see names like PSL and Codepink. It's hardly a secret.

[-] VHS@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wearing a comically large button camera and asking random Arab-Americans where they're handing out the secret Iranian money

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

There was a suspicious Muslim guy at a mosque who kept asking around about terrorism and weapons. The other members became suspicious and reported him to the FBI. It turns out he was an informant for the FBI trying to entrap people lol

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Homer Simpson wearing the giant foam cowboy hat with a full-size VHS camcorder inside of it, asking if this is the place where they do forced genital reassignment surgery on preschoolers

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

These fucks are the absolute dregs of the fsstcist media sphere. They bait and goad innocent people into saying things that makes them look bad under false pretense, or just edited out of context to score political points in their culture war. I wish these evil shitheads the worst.

[-] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

someone tell jessie gender

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Over the next few minutes, Spadone became increasingly hostile.“You trying to intimidate me right now makes you look like a f---ing f----t,” he said to one of the officers, using a homophobic slur.

“Any of you guys wrestle? Any cauliflower ears?” he said a few minutes later. “I can take all three of you guys right now. Easy.”

data-laughing

this might be even better than that fucking mercenary group chat

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